So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
dulceaphel: lolzpicx: so can we change “how old are you ?” to “what orbit are you in?”
When someone has too much energy in the morning
When someone says that they don't like cheese
When an interviewer asks me to tell them something...
whatshouldwecallme: (gif source: realitytvgifs)
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter...
Trying to figure things out
whatshouldwecallme: Expectation: Reality:
WHEN I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF FREELANCING
poisonparadise: Feeling Good (Nina Simone) | Carly Rose Sonenclar
When I try to diet
Okay, so I don't get Doctor Who...
I watched the first two episodes on Netflix, and I don’t get why people love it so much. When does it get good? Should I stick with it?
When you're watching something nice on ABC Family,...
Wait wait wait wait wait
Hold on a second. This Team Starkid stuff, this amazingness of AVPM, this is going on at U of M?? Like as in U of M in Michigan, as in the state I am from?? Well that totally rocks.